Friday, November 6, 2009
salam...diz time I wanna talk 'bOut my "lOvable hOusemate"...diz sem (sem 7) is my first time duk luar..gOt title NR student..itulaa dpt duk kOlej gatai nk duk umah sewa...kOnOn2 nk experience..
but da experience is very VALUABLE...
alkisahnya..umah sewaku beraddress di
nO 404, Aras 3, BlOk 10 Jalan Plumbum, Seksyen 7....
first day waktu mOve in..aku dh ade rase2 cam x suka kat hOusemates yang sedia ada..tambah2 classmateku yang suppOsed 2 b my rOOmate mOved Out last minute..~!!! dat time I still in jOhOr..finishing my cOmmissiOn 2 b a secOnd leutenant of Army Regiment...~
depa dua Orang..stay kat master bedrOOm..yang suppOsed 2 b 3 in that rOOm but there are Only 2 Of them..n me..at first very curiOus bOut whO's gOing 2 b my rOOmate as my friends..they are in one rOOm...and finally i gOt diz cutie named Hafizah Radzman as my new rOOmate...in the past 3 years I've been living in cOllege wit diz sweetie nOOr aisyah..luckily me and diz cutie bam2 can get tOgether very well...and that's hOw my life as NR student begin..
Ok..back tO da anOther twO hateful hOusemates...at first tade la rase menyampah yang teramat sangat cam skang ne..means still can accept them lar..befOre dat let me intrOduce u Oll ngan my lOvable hOusemates tuh..One girl I call her as itik lidah pendek and anOther One..err..nO specific name fOr her actually as she dOes nOt dat hateful like dat itik lidah pendek..
da stOry Of Our war starts when da akak Of itik lidah pendek cOme tO Our hOuse..as she gOt an interview ere at Shah Alam..Our hOme actually gOt da sinki sumbat2 prOblems..but everyOne like juz gO wit da flOw...and dat time I went tO MRSM Jeli fOr da explOring chemical engineering prOgram...n after i gOt back i saw diz nOtis saying..
depa dua Orang..stay kat master bedrOOm..yang suppOsed 2 b 3 in that rOOm but there are Only 2 Of them..n me..at first very curiOus bOut whO's gOing 2 b my rOOmate as my friends..they are in one rOOm...and finally i gOt diz cutie named Hafizah Radzman as my new rOOmate...in the past 3 years I've been living in cOllege wit diz sweetie nOOr aisyah..luckily me and diz cutie bam2 can get tOgether very well...and that's hOw my life as NR student begin..
Ok..back tO da anOther twO hateful hOusemates...at first tade la rase menyampah yang teramat sangat cam skang ne..means still can accept them lar..befOre dat let me intrOduce u Oll ngan my lOvable hOusemates tuh..One girl I call her as itik lidah pendek and anOther One..err..nO specific name fOr her actually as she dOes nOt dat hateful like dat itik lidah pendek..
da stOry Of Our war starts when da akak Of itik lidah pendek cOme tO Our hOuse..as she gOt an interview ere at Shah Alam..Our hOme actually gOt da sinki sumbat2 prOblems..but everyOne like juz gO wit da flOw...and dat time I went tO MRSM Jeli fOr da explOring chemical engineering prOgram...n after i gOt back i saw diz nOtis saying..
JANGAN BUANG SISA2 MAKANAN
DALAM SINK DAN RAMBUT DALAM BILIK AIR
UNTUK ELAKKAN DARI TERSUMBAT
and I was like..what da fcuk!! da nOtis is like tuju kat ktOrang yang punya la rajin buang sampah rambut2 dlm bilik air..fyi..if ktOrang x buang sampah kat dapOr tu..alamatnya berulat laaa...
penah gak ktOrang like "x yah buang la sampah...tengOk dOrang buang x.." n da result ktOrang buang jugak cOz nOt tahan anymOre lOOk at da little creepy crawling creature..~ yakkk!!
then a weekbefore final exam if I'm nOt mistaken dat akak Of itik lidah pendek came again and diz time she is staying like fOrever...cOz she's still ere..sharing all da electricity and water ere..
and diz time dat 3 ekor peOple tuh..start cOOking and kemas2 dapOr..and guess what? Our barang2 like telOr..tepOng..n yg sewaktu ngannya like dicampak2 intO One basket..memang hanging gila!!!!! memang pangai cam aram lew dOrang neyh..~! then next mOrning I saw "...&..." at da bOtOl minyak masak..GILA~!!! like we Oll nak sangat pakai barang dOrang..heh pLizzzz
then everyday dat akak of itik lidah pendek will cOOks...memang tataw malu tOl..One day i dOn't knOw actually whO used da kuali withOut basuh..and then anOther nOtis came up..
and i was like..Oh Fcuk Off!!! then we write sOmething On da pOst like.."macam nak buat pengumuman 1 blOk..ikhlas kan dirimu kerana ALLAH..dengan hOusemate pOn nak berkira.."
then they pOst anOther nOtis..
DALAM SINK DAN RAMBUT DALAM BILIK AIR
UNTUK ELAKKAN DARI TERSUMBAT
and I was like..what da fcuk!! da nOtis is like tuju kat ktOrang yang punya la rajin buang sampah rambut2 dlm bilik air..fyi..if ktOrang x buang sampah kat dapOr tu..alamatnya berulat laaa...
penah gak ktOrang like "x yah buang la sampah...tengOk dOrang buang x.." n da result ktOrang buang jugak cOz nOt tahan anymOre lOOk at da little creepy crawling creature..~ yakkk!!
then a weekbefore final exam if I'm nOt mistaken dat akak Of itik lidah pendek came again and diz time she is staying like fOrever...cOz she's still ere..sharing all da electricity and water ere..
and diz time dat 3 ekor peOple tuh..start cOOking and kemas2 dapOr..and guess what? Our barang2 like telOr..tepOng..n yg sewaktu ngannya like dicampak2 intO One basket..memang hanging gila!!!!! memang pangai cam aram lew dOrang neyh..~! then next mOrning I saw "...&..." at da bOtOl minyak masak..GILA~!!! like we Oll nak sangat pakai barang dOrang..heh pLizzzz
then everyday dat akak of itik lidah pendek will cOOks...memang tataw malu tOl..One day i dOn't knOw actually whO used da kuali withOut basuh..and then anOther nOtis came up..
PERHATIAN !
* SILA BASUH PERKAKAS DAPUR SELEPAS GUNA
* SILA BERI KERJASAMA
* SILA JAGA KEBERSIHAN RUMAH
TERIMA KASIH
* SILA BASUH PERKAKAS DAPUR SELEPAS GUNA
* SILA BERI KERJASAMA
* SILA JAGA KEBERSIHAN RUMAH
TERIMA KASIH
and i was like..Oh Fcuk Off!!! then we write sOmething On da pOst like.."macam nak buat pengumuman 1 blOk..ikhlas kan dirimu kerana ALLAH..dengan hOusemate pOn nak berkira.."
then they pOst anOther nOtis..
SILA BAYAR SEWA RUMAH!!!
* nanti takot cakap nak buat pengumuman satu blok!!!
* kalau ade ape2 maklumat sila +!!!
* pada sape2 yang blOm bayarlaa!!!
* nanti takot cakap nak buat pengumuman satu blok!!!
* kalau ade ape2 maklumat sila +!!!
* pada sape2 yang blOm bayarlaa!!!
n I was like sO sial r them..dOrang dh bisu ker??? x ley cakap face tO face ke?? memang bullshti la dorang..then a day befOre i tOOk my LAW paper..dat itik lidah pendek kemas2 ruang tamu..
Oh..memang patOt pOn..dh dia every nite tdO ctu..n bangOn plak pkul 1 PTG!!! but yang buat aku hanging satu badan adelah..when i get Out Of my rOOm and i saw Our shOes has been lambak2 macam sampah..like we bOught Our shOes using daun!!! dat time aku dh meletOp..
tengok plak dalam sinki ade sisa2 makanan..memang tambah hangin aku neyh!! pe lagie..membebel cam mak nenek la aq...n dat time dat itik lidah pendek tu kat ruang tamu kat die nye meja studi memang kena laa..and her akak lam tOilet memang dengar satu2 pe aq bebel!
Oh..memang patOt pOn..dh dia every nite tdO ctu..n bangOn plak pkul 1 PTG!!! but yang buat aku hanging satu badan adelah..when i get Out Of my rOOm and i saw Our shOes has been lambak2 macam sampah..like we bOught Our shOes using daun!!! dat time aku dh meletOp..
tengok plak dalam sinki ade sisa2 makanan..memang tambah hangin aku neyh!! pe lagie..membebel cam mak nenek la aq...n dat time dat itik lidah pendek tu kat ruang tamu kat die nye meja studi memang kena laa..and her akak lam tOilet memang dengar satu2 pe aq bebel!
then after dat aq pasan yang dia cam x bape nak kua bilik dah time aq ade kat lam bilik cOz aq skang studi bukak lagu kuat2 kat lappy and bukak pintu..~! baru kO rase..kO ingat aq diam aku takOt?????!!!
but then pagi tadi aq dapat lg satu cite hOtz..kena kat my friend bilik lagi satu..da ka patOt my friend ngah sOlat c itik tu sound.."time tade Orang baru nk kua duk kat ruang tamu" memang berangin gak la..dh la my friend tu jenis yang klau dia bising ngan tangan2 skali naik! tapi memang x patOt la c itik tu..Orang tengah sOlat dia duk sOund..len ar ngah makan ke duk lepak2 kat ruang tamu tu ke..lagi satu ktOrang ne walaOpOn sewa umah tapi ase cam sewa bilik lak...cOz pe2 hal kat bilik..makan ka..sOlat ka..study ka..gOsip ka..haishh...~~~
pasal akak dia tu aq tataw laa pe masalah dia..tengOk aq macam nak telan..like aq plak yg duk merempat kat umah tu..dia bayar sewa ke x aq tataw laa..cOz sewa ktOrang still sama...sewa uma ktOrang ne bahagi ikOt kepala..bukan ikOt bilek...memang tataw malO tOl laaa akak dia tu..~~~!!
tingin aku nak buat cam neyh kat dak 3 ekOr tuh..~
but then pagi tadi aq dapat lg satu cite hOtz..kena kat my friend bilik lagi satu..da ka patOt my friend ngah sOlat c itik tu sound.."time tade Orang baru nk kua duk kat ruang tamu" memang berangin gak la..dh la my friend tu jenis yang klau dia bising ngan tangan2 skali naik! tapi memang x patOt la c itik tu..Orang tengah sOlat dia duk sOund..len ar ngah makan ke duk lepak2 kat ruang tamu tu ke..lagi satu ktOrang ne walaOpOn sewa umah tapi ase cam sewa bilik lak...cOz pe2 hal kat bilik..makan ka..sOlat ka..study ka..gOsip ka..haishh...~~~
pasal akak dia tu aq tataw laa pe masalah dia..tengOk aq macam nak telan..like aq plak yg duk merempat kat umah tu..dia bayar sewa ke x aq tataw laa..cOz sewa ktOrang still sama...sewa uma ktOrang ne bahagi ikOt kepala..bukan ikOt bilek...memang tataw malO tOl laaa akak dia tu..~~~!!
memang stress dibuatnya duk kat umah ngan hOusemate yang pangai cam celaka neyy..
tingin aku nak buat cam neyh kat dak 3 ekOr tuh..~
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